WHO IS THE AUTHOR?

An anonymous A-List celebrity has written a semi-autobiographical novel depicting his early years in Hollywood and all the dirty, deplorable exploits that rocketed him to fame.

But Wait: The Author’s lawyers and agents have demanded him NOT to release his scandalous book. The two sides have agreed to publication under two conditions:

(1) The Author must release the book anonymously to avoid being cancelled

(2) The Author’s agency will not be representing him on this project

THE MISSION?

We are on a singular mission to publish The Author and make literature cool again.

THE BOOK

(YOUR GATEWAY DRUG TO READING)

The Author is on a deranged quest to write the next great American novel and become his generation’s only celebrity author of fiction. Read along as he desperately attempts to become famous by any means necessary.

Read first chapter, "Wet hot famous"

THE AUTHOR SHOW

The Author is on a quest to write the next great American novel and become the most (read: the only) famous author alive.

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